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Archive for January 14th, 2009

weeping-simian

A new word for the Canadian Oxford Dictionary: Nortel


nortel n. a spectacular erosion of value. v. in the face of impending doom, to stifle common sense and better judgement in order to foolishly maintain a positive outlook

At its height in 2000, Nortel Networks employed close to 95,000 people and had a market capitalization larger than the combined value of Canada’s big six banks. The 800-lb gorilla of the Toronto Stock Exchange, its $1,200+ share price (adjusted for consolidation) accounted for one-third of the index’s value.

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morgan

Terra’s Most Wanted


Do not attempt to apprehend this Canadian individual.

In fact, do not attempt to apprehend any of these individuals.

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