Gold iPods are sooo 2007. (Never mind the ultimate irony of a gold iPod Shuffle, which is the iPod you buy if you can’t afford a real one.) Last year, fashion editors informed us over and over that showing off our bling was gauche—thrift and vintage were making a comeback.

It’s not surprising that in the age of irony-meets-recession, there’s a new way to ’buck’ the trend, as it were: The $2,695 t-shirt.

No embedded jewelry and it’s not made out of silk from rare sub-arctic silkworms; it’s just a t-shirt. Comes in white or black; the black edition will cost you an extra $630. Just because you can afford it. (Buy it from Zazzle.)