We here at DRIVEN do not want to suggest that anyone should attempt to kill their boss*.

However, if you happen to have any kind of authority, if there is anyone to whom you might refer as employee, direct report, intern, supervisee, underling, henchman, lackey, minion, servant, henchwoman or by any nickname that ends with “Friday,” you may want to consult this exhaustive tome by Graham Roumieu (Me Write Book: It Bigfoot Memoir), so that you will be prepared when the insurrection comes.

101 Ways … does not have the kind of narrative through-line of Roumieu’s Bigfoot books, it’s simply a collection of cartoons suggesting all the myriad ways one might off a capo:

Crushed by a thousand self-help books; decapitated by a stray hedge trimmer; dispatched by a guillotine-equipped urinal; defenestrated by a boardroom chair catapult. The good news is that there is little practical instructional value in this book.

The bad news is that these amusingly brutal doodles might fuel several hours of creatively malevolent daydreaming among you disgruntled peons. Consider yourself warned.

*NB: Not only did DRIVEN’s assistant editor Eric Grant write this post, he also did not come in to the office on the day that he posted it.