A package arrived in the DRIVEN offices with a return address of—I josh you not—”One Snack Food Lane, Minong, Wisconsin.” Sent by Jack Link’s, the package contained samples of Matador brand original snack sticks. Snack Food Lane in Minong. What an idyllic place that must be… the Kiebler elves playing road hockey against the Hostess Munchies… Chester Cheetah stealing the Sunday paper from Twinkie the Kid’s front porch while Little Debbie sets out on her morning power walk.
Anyway, about those snack sticks…
